Baseball All-Name Team First Base: Pete LaCock, Joe Adcock, Mike Sweeney, Nippy Jones, Jeff Ball
Second Base: Yank Robinson, Rusty Peters, Chris Clapinski, Chuck Knoblauch, Danny Mendick
Shortstops: George Bone, Woodie Held, Pebbly Jack Glasscock, Bill Keister, Neal Ball, A-Rod
Third Base: Josh Booty, Mike Blowers, Billy Cox, Ferd Eunick, Smut Aderholt, Cole Fuecker (from Sauk Rapids-Rice High School, made Minnesota All-State team in 2019), Jimmie Cockman
Outfield: Rusty Kuntz, Lance Johnson, Virgin Cannell, Kosuke Fukudome, Johnny Dickshot, Ty Pickup, Dick Hunt, Seymour Studley, Randy Bush, L. J. Hoes, Pussy Tebeau, Lonnie Fukofuka, Tit Willis, Peyton Burdick, Dick Paradise
Catchers: Tony Suck, Bernie Hungling, B. J. Surhoff, Dink OBrien, Dick Male, Harry Cheek
Pitchers: Cannonball Titcomb, Ed Head, Pud Galvin, Dave Morehead, Fred Woodcock, Oral Hildebrand, Dick Pole, Mike Overy, Joe Bush, Jim Hardin, Mel Harder, Randy Johnson, Dick Burns, Dick Cox, Gene Brabender, Kim Seaman, Eugene Rubber Krapp, Boof Bonser, Andy Pettitte, Dan Pfister, Brad Hand, Rollie Fingers, Jay Baller, Buck Hooker, Rich Harden, Dick Woodson, Dick Ricketts, J. J. Putz, Antonio Bastardo, Dick Starr, Wilbur Wood, Chien-Ming Wang, Brad Boxberger, Dick Hyde, Brad Peacock, Brooks Pounders, Hank Boney, Dick Hoover, Steve Sharts, Dick Lovelady, Dick Lines, Wei-Chung Wang, Dick Wantz, Harry Butts, Tug McGraw, Dick Oyler, Dick Licklider, Simon Skroch, Woo Suk Go, Drew Titsworth
Pinch Hitter/Coach: Dick Stubby Clapp
Pinch Runner: Boob Fowler
Utility Player: Mike Hunt
Manager: Harry Diddlebock
Northwoods League Manager: Trevor Hairgrove (Rochester Honkers)
College Coaches: Dick Busch (Gonzaga, 1962-1967), Dick Nutt (Macalester 1906)
College/Amateur Player: Harry Peter Bud Grant
Minor League Manager: Ralph Dick
Minor League Player: Chesty Cox
Trainers: Kent Biggerstaff, Dick Cummings (Iowa Cubs)
Teams: Yakult Swallows, Portland Beavers, New York Yanks, South Carolina Gamecocks, Westend 69ers of Germany
Sportswriters: Ed Bang, Gordon Cobbledick. J. J. Alcock, Peter Schmuck, Robert Creamer, Dom Forker
Associated Press Writer: Dick Couch
Minnesota Sports Columnist: Dick Seal
President of Minnesota Baseball Association Board: Dick Putz
Umpires: Shag Crawford, John Clapp
Owners/Executives: Cum Posey, Phil Ball, Judge Fuchs, Dick Balderson, Bob Nutting
Union Official: Dick Moss
Steroid Overseer: Dick Pound
Birthplace: Intercourse, Pennsylvania, for Federal League pitcher John McGraw (birth name Roy Hoar)
Record: Joe Hausers American Association and Bob Cruess West Texas-New Mexico League single-season home run records of 69
Disgraced Executive of a Corrupt Company (Enron) that Once Had the Naming Rights to a Ballpark: Ken Lay
Baseball Promoter and Governor of Oklahoma: Kevin Stitt
Sports Psychologist: Blake Pindyck
Ex-Girlfriend of a Boyhood Buddy of a Society for American Baseball Research Member: Barb Sass
Notable Fan: Emory Titman
Fictional Player: Crock Rubberturd (from The Universal Baseball Association Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop.)
Famous Plays: Merkles Boner, Snodgrasss Muff
Trade: Charlie Furbush for Doug Fister
Team Hotel: Pfister Hotel in Milwaukee
Spoonerisms: Buck Farmer, Stine Poole, Richie Ashburn, Jazz Chisholm
Typographical Error Waiting to Happen: Dick Such
Nickname: Rich Dick Mountain Hill, Cal The Big Dumper Raleigh
Award: Arnold Mycock Trophy for the Cape Cod League championship
Chronicler of the 1888-1889 Spalding World Tour: Harry Palmer
Publisher of a Music Company with a Song about the Spalding World Tour: Wm. Boner
Defense Lawyer for Sports Reprobates: Rusty Hardin
New York Mets Veteran of the Game March 29, 2024: Seymour Weiner